Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 30, 2012

Lookout, Wiz! Henry might have heartburn.

Do the constituents come printed on the armour?

I like vegans. Especially I am happy about my food living a vegan life.

@rundstyk

Especially like the flavor of vegans myself.Tasty!

@Henry

Avoid dining on knights dining at McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Burger King, etc.

He’s gonna have gas coming out of both ends now..

well, the only meat comes from vegan cows, chickens, or pigs…it doesn’t seem to help much

Vegans FTW! Henry is gonna get healthy quick. Even though he’s eating meat.

If he eats a knight in armor is he getting his iron?

Since vegans are made out of meat, do they hate themselves?

BEEF.It’s what’s for dinner.

… it’s possible (I’m told) to eat a healthy vegan diet …… but it’s hard, especially with a fast food place every twelve feet …

Vegans are generally healthier. As one myself, I speak from general experience.