Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2012

Zeeba Paul!! Awesome.

“Everybody says she’s looking good!And the lady knows it’s understood!Strutter!”

Guy looks so nauseated.

Gives meaning to ‘Kiss the croc..’

Why can’t Zebra just move to a different neighborhood?

Wheres the cat? Maybe he went to heaven……

Hmm, croc looks a bit like zeeba…

I have to admit the platform shoes…..no….never mind.

hmm…i think he shoula been made up to look like eric carr, not paul stanley.

Well, we can KISS this idea goodbye

Never was a fan of KISS. But now you gotta wonder how this is going to play out with the band.

Will that croc proceed to brag endlessly about himself while lolling his prolapsed tongue?

I wanna croc and roll all night …

KIss my Grits zebra neighbor

Oh, yeah! It’s a KISS croc, all right. Definitely not a Sting (wrestler) croc. And, yes, he does look in his makeup a bit like Zeeba Neighba. What he does not look like, fortunately, is any kind of Native American Warrior. As usual with the crocs, I’m pretty sure this will not end well for them.

Zeeba want to rocka roll all niteAnd potty ebery day

Dude looks like a lady.

Shouldn’t the lipstick be black?

I guess they plan to use the KISS of death on Zebra.

A mix of my favourite comic strip and rock band. Pastis you will never cease to amaze me….

LOVE IT!

Want an asprin, Zebra?

LOL xxx

Me was made for loving zeeba neighba, baybee

Please – no Plaster Casters!

That is “Sir Croc of Sheets” to you, pal.

should have gone with the Demon

Live to win, Zeebas.

Wow, Paul Stanley never looked better…

Looks a lot like Johnny Depp as Tonto

Will the crocs have to take on the Phantom of the Park now?

Go Croc, looking hot!

Elton John’s Crocodile Rock just went off the charts

the crocs are like a train wreck. i can not wait to see where this ends. (who gets killed this time.)

Get a few more croc’s and they’ll have a KISS Army

Back in 1974, when we first heard of Kiss, we thought they were a joke. (Yet we were big Bowie fans… to each his own.) My sister and her boyfriend were big fans, though. When he sent the band some “Kiss” jewelry he had designed and created, they got invited to meet the group backstage at a concert. My sister said they were really just very nice. Check out this clip of Gene Simmons from the Mike Douglas show. You should only know!

You wanted the worst, you got the worst! The dumbest predators in the world…. CROCS!!

Oh my…if I had been drinking milk when I read this—nose fountain! Well done Mr. Pastis!

FAIL!

Actually, that is pretty intimidating, in a “killer clown” kind of way.

Rock N Roll City but Paul Stanley is a croc