The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 13, 2012
September 12, 2012
September 14, 2012
Transcript:
Good evening, Mr... Boo-kay. How are you tonight? Doesn't matter. What are you selling? Please don't be like that. Why not? Well, what if I'm not selling anything at all? Are you? Yes, that's not the point!
Lately, I’ve been getting an automated message that starts out with a loud blowhorn that almost deafens you if you have the sound up loud enough, then doesn’t give an option to talk to someone unless you listen through the rest of the overly-loud message. Problem is, they typically call while I’m at work so I can’t answer it, I just recognize the number and know what’s coming. :-s
My husband’s first name is Waldo, but nobody calls him that. When some calls asking for Waldo we know it’s a sales call.IMO the funniest British comedy is “Outnumbered”…. a school teacher, his wife and 3 children…kind of like this strip with Alice Otterloop added in (or maybe more like Cul-de-sac plus Calvin)
Understand Larry’s – sigh – what are you selling? sigh. Always tell a telemarketer by how they say your name..One nice thing about switching my home phone number to my cell – if telemarketers call? = if I don’t recognize the number, I don’t answer. That’s what voice mail is for.
Tue Elung-Jensen about 12 years ago
Wish he had added “its bucket, and not pronounced bouque”. The series is great, but that precise joke doesn´t really fit here imo.
Number Three about 12 years ago
I can totally relate to this strip today…
We are always getting recorded messages saying stuff like
‘This is an Urgent Message’ ‘Are you in debt?’ and blah de blah and I also get texts to claim for compensation, when I have never been in an accident
xxx
Allan CB Premium Member about 12 years ago
I’ve been getting a collection call I think … pre-recorded.“This is a message for Allan Vander s-p-e-k” (Vander is said, and spek is spelt.) LOL
MeGoNow Premium Member about 12 years ago
They’ve obviously mistaken him for his sister, the one with a swimming pool and room for a pony.
daveoverpar about 12 years ago
And as far as British comedys go, if anyone wants to spend an evening LOLing get the “Father Ted” series. Netflix has it.
burleigh2 about 12 years ago
Lately, I’ve been getting an automated message that starts out with a loud blowhorn that almost deafens you if you have the sound up loud enough, then doesn’t give an option to talk to someone unless you listen through the rest of the overly-loud message. Problem is, they typically call while I’m at work so I can’t answer it, I just recognize the number and know what’s coming. :-s
Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago
It’s Mr. Bucket to you!
ellisaana Premium Member about 12 years ago
My husband’s first name is Waldo, but nobody calls him that. When some calls asking for Waldo we know it’s a sales call.IMO the funniest British comedy is “Outnumbered”…. a school teacher, his wife and 3 children…kind of like this strip with Alice Otterloop added in (or maybe more like Cul-de-sac plus Calvin)
Greg Johnston about 12 years ago
Do not call lists are a waste – they just get sold to telemarketers in foreign countries, not subject to US or Canadian do not call lists.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 12 years ago
Greg did you get this idea from “Mac” by Michael McParlane that ran a couple of weeks ago, per chance? :-D
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Understand Larry’s – sigh – what are you selling? sigh. Always tell a telemarketer by how they say your name..One nice thing about switching my home phone number to my cell – if telemarketers call? = if I don’t recognize the number, I don’t answer. That’s what voice mail is for.