There is a sucker born every minuteEach time the second hand sweeps to the topLike dandelions up they pop,Their ears so big, their eyes so wide.And though I feed ‘em bonafide baloneyWith no truth in itWhy you can bet I’ll find some rube to buy my corn.‘Cause there’s a sure-as-shooting sucker born a minute,And I’m referrin’ to the minute you were born.
DaJellyBelly about 12 years ago
Psst: Hey guys, there is new-fangled thing called a rental car/truck/van!
mrbribery about 12 years ago
see if Auric Goldfinger was in the vicinity…
arye uygur about 12 years ago
If the junkyard was closed before the truck was missing, then the truck wasn’t crushed.
Hillbillyman about 12 years ago
Well, walking aint crowded.
tmt about 12 years ago
And Slim could do with a bit of excercise, too.
battle of plattsburgh about 12 years ago
I think she’s being facetious.
junemmoffatt about 12 years ago
Slim isn’t the brightest bulb in the marquee—he isn’t even a bulb!
fixer1967 about 12 years ago
I guess we will find out in 2 weeks, oh wait a minute that is 2 weeks comic time which means 6 months real time.
jz27wk Premium Member about 12 years ago
There is a sucker born every minuteEach time the second hand sweeps to the topLike dandelions up they pop,Their ears so big, their eyes so wide.And though I feed ‘em bonafide baloneyWith no truth in itWhy you can bet I’ll find some rube to buy my corn.‘Cause there’s a sure-as-shooting sucker born a minute,And I’m referrin’ to the minute you were born.