Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for September 14, 2012

Clovia was the tenth caller…

It’s a toy car 6 inches long.

Probably won a toy Yoda….

A scam?

Slim and Clovia won’t be so happy when they find out how much the taxes are on a free car.

He’s been soooo sad about his pickup, I’m surprised he can sit, read the newspaper, and even think of food! Oh, right, this is Slim.

Just something else for Slim to break. Clovia nees to make that guy a pedestrian and not let him even IN the new car.

*participation required, or some such “string”.

The return of their “cousin” perhaps, or are they going to meet that Frank Nelson-type guy that gave Walt Wallet a hard time with the DVD player two months back?

Nobody win’s a car, there’s always a catch.

We had a really bad experience with the Ford dealership in Riverside, CA. After that, we used to get their “bring this key” ads that were usually accompanied by a “free hot dog & soda” party. For years we always took the key in to try and ate their free food. We figured, “cost them some money – they certainly didn’t care about ours”. Never won the car, though. Wish we had, although not because we needed a car. Just wanted to cost them more money.

Won a “free” car, just have to pay $25,000 processing and preparation fees plus tax.

I got one those just a couple of days ago. I got one last year from the same dealership…got two U.S. $1.00 gold coins.

They deserve each other!

Sorry. Still, which will it be?

A used Yugo!

Perhaps they are Marmons.

I don’t know about this guys. Better be extremely careful about it. Check it out really good.