Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 20, 2012

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I don’t want to vote for someone who’ll give me a funeral!

    Not just yet, thanks anyway.

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    roscoedog55  over 12 years ago

    The hibernating bear is an incredible state that science has studied and has been unable to explain a lot of mysteries.I would love to sleep through all the snow and cold and dark days ahead. Just leave me a wake up call for around May 1st.

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    Red_Fez  over 12 years ago

    Hmmm… promises that you can’t keep. Next he’ll be touting Hope & Change.

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    daniel_bel  over 12 years ago

    I don’t want to be near you when you wake up and remove that plug. What did you eat last?

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    milano99  over 12 years ago

    Yes, it was in a shipping container. And to DP — that “jap” motorcycle was a Harley (if I remember the pictures correctly).

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    Pigmeat  over 12 years ago

    He should know what really works: “tax cuts for millionaires!!”

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 12 years ago

    But why black bears in particular? They’re not the only hibernators.

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    The license plate was intact, but did everything else have to be recycled?

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    elysummers  over 12 years ago

    Yeah, but they probably don’t sink that far in salt water. it could have easily been pulled up by a very stong current during storm.

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 12 years ago

    I’m sure those bears don’t want a bunch of ugly scars.

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    tuslog64  over 12 years ago

    Did he promise they could vote too?

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    meg_grif  over 12 years ago

    Who can’t afford a free funeral?

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