Monty by Jim Meddick for September 13, 2012
Transcript:
Psst... Moondog... Are you in there?... Wake up. Time to rotate shifts... Zzz snort huh? Please Do Not Touch Oh man! I was having a nightmare! Tools were forced up my nostrils into my brain cavity to suck out tissue... My organs were removed, my flesh dried, my remains coated in resin... Sounds horrible. It was... It was... Please Do Not Touch But still not quite as bad as the dream I once had when I fell asleep on a bench in a Greyhound bus terminal men's room...
tattooedcyberidiot about 12 years ago
You must have been dreaming you were being appointed head of the IMF
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
As the foreground sign exhorts:I am not touching that one! Not with a twenty-foot pole!
Commentator about 12 years ago
I love the “DO NOT TOUCH” sign… a nice touch:-)
tbritt99 about 12 years ago
I’m guessing similar dreams.
jimbeauga about 12 years ago
Wow! Who would have suspected that Moondog would have the sensitivities to be a dream medium? I wonder what Teresa Caputo would think? I must say, I hope he doesn’t fall asleep on Monty’s sofa…
2011worldchamps about 12 years ago
That was not a dream MD, it is called “The Shining”.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
probed
iced tea about 12 years ago
Stephen King probably has the same dreams. Then he writes them down in a novel.