Monty by Jim Meddick for September 13, 2012

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Psst... Moondog... Are you in there?... Wake up. Time to rotate shifts... Zzz snort huh? Please Do Not Touch Oh man! I was having a nightmare! Tools were forced up my nostrils into my brain cavity to suck out tissue... My organs were removed, my flesh dried, my remains coated in resin... Sounds horrible. It was... It was... Please Do Not Touch But still not quite as bad as the dream I once had when I fell asleep on a bench in a Greyhound bus terminal men's room...