Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 27, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: Ow! Mom: Hold still if you want to look good for your friends party. Phoebe: Dakota is NOT my friend, Mom: Well, you still want to look nice, right? Phoebe: I want the SIGHT of me to fill Dakota with EXISTENTIAL DREAD. Mom: A French braid MAY not do the trick. Phoebe: Could you get those plastic Halloween vampire fangs?
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
It’s always weird to see a tomboy all dolled up.(Okay. maybe she’s multi-faceted and complex.)
scoobysdaddy1 about 12 years ago
mmm mom looks hot lol
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
I have been looking forward to this one.Dakota will look quite the fool.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago
That may not work Phoebe or will it?
jadoo823 about 12 years ago
…speaking as a long-standing tomboy, I always hated having to get dressed up, ESPECIALLY in dresses, and ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY in leotards…
Stellagal about 12 years ago
I have always loved to get dressed up for parties. Ofcourse, MY idea of “dressed up” was different from my parents idea of it. They wanted me to dress conservatively, a nice simple dress. I loved getting all “glitzed and glammed” up so my appearance would scream “Here I am!”
Phoebe needs a boa, a wide brimmed hat, and lots of sparkle. :)
bopard about 12 years ago
Bwa hahaha existism out of her mouth into DAK’s ears? .The to thine own self be true crowd is about to get a black eye.
mauryfrench Premium Member about 12 years ago
I like how in many cartoons (no comparisions here) children will say things like Existentlal. I barely know what it means!
StrangerCoug about 12 years ago
Now I’m wondering what Phoebe’s going to be on October 31.
Simon_Jester about 12 years ago
I can easily imagine Millie Mudd having ths conversation with her Mom
dfeuer about 12 years ago
@briatollah, that’s probably because Kaylee was the most attractive woman in that show. Although I’m rather biased toward tomboys, being a mostly gay man myself…