Herman by Jim Unger for September 23, 2012
September 22, 2012
September 24, 2012
Transcript:
Son: What a day! I took my ant farm to show-and-tell and got 75% Eddie wilson brought a 12-foot python in a basket... But he only got 1% Herman: Why so low? Son: It nearly swallowed the principal.
rshive over 12 years ago
And that gets a low grade?
Linguist over 12 years ago
The only reason he got a 75% was the ants were fire ants and 25% of them left the farm.
iced tea over 12 years ago
How about if I had brought to school my parakeet? He would have looked at the teacher and squaked: “Hello Baby, what ‘cha doin’ Give me some sugar.” What percent would I have been given?