All he probably did was stick three, four or five crossed forks and spoons next to dishes and instantly they became three, four or five star gourmet delights.
They took their lesson from the boxes of cereal, microwaveable and dehydrated foods, cans of soup, etc. The pictures are “serving suggestions only.” Any resemblance between the picture and the actual product inside is purely coincidental.
Excellent point.The same applies to cars, etc.A Chevy will do the same job for you as a BMW, and won’t empty your bank account to pay for such routine stuff as oil changes.Big ticket homes, cars, cuisine, and all manner of other stuff denotes prestige and appeals to “exquisite tastes”, but serves the same utilitarian purpose as the cheaper versions.A shack gives you shelter, a Big Mac sates your hunger, and a Chevy will get you to where you want to go.
rshive almost 12 years ago
Same old stuff. More picturesque descriptions.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
The secret to gourmet restaurants, is in how they describe the same food you can get for half the price, somewhere else.
King_Shark almost 12 years ago
All he probably did was stick three, four or five crossed forks and spoons next to dishes and instantly they became three, four or five star gourmet delights.
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I was just thinking that. Quite right.
alan.gurka almost 12 years ago
They took their lesson from the boxes of cereal, microwaveable and dehydrated foods, cans of soup, etc. The pictures are “serving suggestions only.” Any resemblance between the picture and the actual product inside is purely coincidental.
Rimmy Jo Buckles almost 12 years ago
I like Shoe. I used to read it as a child
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Dress him up. Take him out. And he eats the…..menu !
danlarios almost 12 years ago
does she have roadkill phseant on the menu? I didn’t see it?
stripseeker almost 12 years ago
@Linguist
Excellent point.The same applies to cars, etc.A Chevy will do the same job for you as a BMW, and won’t empty your bank account to pay for such routine stuff as oil changes.Big ticket homes, cars, cuisine, and all manner of other stuff denotes prestige and appeals to “exquisite tastes”, but serves the same utilitarian purpose as the cheaper versions.A shack gives you shelter, a Big Mac sates your hunger, and a Chevy will get you to where you want to go.
iced tea almost 12 years ago
Roadkill opossum sounds good.