I’ve had a few biology experiments in my frige. The worst one, though, was one that looked just fine and wasn’t more than a day or two old, but it did a number on me.
Another Carlin classic:“Honey, is this good?”“I don’t know…what is it?”“I have absolutely no idea. Could be meat, could be cake. Maybe it’s meatcake!”“Smell it!”Sniff! “It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!”“Put it back…someone’s saving it…”
If you want a nasty fridge I got one for ya. The airport I was working at had a yearly dawn patrol with a pancake breakfast, so they had a couple of fridges that they used just for that. At the end of the day they would clean them out, unplug them, and stick them in the back of a hanger till next year. One year when getting ready, we pulled out the fridges and opened one to find that it was still full from last year with raw sausage, eggs, milk and pancake batter. Of course it had sat through a hot summer, froze and broke open the eggs and containers, then got hot again the next summer. I used a painting respirator and a power washer to clean that one out.
Those science projects in my fridge seem to have gotten out of hand. One gives a whole new meaning to the term blue cheese. Another is a lovely shade of fuzzy green.Anyone need any penicillin ?
My SIL unplugged my daughter’s freezer full of meat, so he could plug in a fan to play pool in the garage. fast forward 3 weeks…………..It smelled like there was a body in there.
I worked for a company the analyzed seabed samples.They dropped a probe tool off a ship that would collect a plug of sediment. Part of the plug would be dropped into a plastic one liter jar half full of distilled water, then the jar would be sealed and sent to my lab for analysis.
Periodically we would get a jar that had turned black from biological activity. These tended to smell really foul.Once in a while we would get a jar that had turned into a sphere due to build up of internal pressure from decomposition gases. Those were handled like the biological weapons they were.
Linguist about 12 years ago
They went to the wrong house. They must be looking for mine.
whitecarabao about 12 years ago
I’ve had a few biology experiments in my frige. The worst one, though, was one that looked just fine and wasn’t more than a day or two old, but it did a number on me.
baddawg1989 about 12 years ago
Another Carlin classic:“Honey, is this good?”“I don’t know…what is it?”“I have absolutely no idea. Could be meat, could be cake. Maybe it’s meatcake!”“Smell it!”Sniff! “It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!”“Put it back…someone’s saving it…”
King_Shark about 12 years ago
Wait…the Perfesser’s a hawk? With that beak? I always assumed he was a duck.
el8 about 12 years ago
You know it’s time to clean your refridgerator when the milk is still in a glass container from the 50’s.
Rwill about 12 years ago
If you want a nasty fridge I got one for ya. The airport I was working at had a yearly dawn patrol with a pancake breakfast, so they had a couple of fridges that they used just for that. At the end of the day they would clean them out, unplug them, and stick them in the back of a hanger till next year. One year when getting ready, we pulled out the fridges and opened one to find that it was still full from last year with raw sausage, eggs, milk and pancake batter. Of course it had sat through a hot summer, froze and broke open the eggs and containers, then got hot again the next summer. I used a painting respirator and a power washer to clean that one out.
Sir Osis of Liver about 12 years ago
These guys are not from the Health Department… they are UN inspectors, sent out to enforce the Geneva Convention…
Linguist about 12 years ago
Those science projects in my fridge seem to have gotten out of hand. One gives a whole new meaning to the term blue cheese. Another is a lovely shade of fuzzy green.Anyone need any penicillin ?
route66paul about 12 years ago
My SIL unplugged my daughter’s freezer full of meat, so he could plug in a fan to play pool in the garage. fast forward 3 weeks…………..It smelled like there was a body in there.
danlarios about 12 years ago
I bet the orignal penicillin is still in it?
JP Steve Premium Member about 12 years ago
What does Cosmo keep in his fridge that necessitates radiation hazard symbols on the haz-mat suits?
iced tea about 12 years ago
They should go to my bachelor son’s house and clean out HIS refrigerator.
westny77 about 12 years ago
What an ugly body for crying out loud get to a gym or put clothes on.
Miserichord about 12 years ago
I worked for a company the analyzed seabed samples.They dropped a probe tool off a ship that would collect a plug of sediment. Part of the plug would be dropped into a plastic one liter jar half full of distilled water, then the jar would be sealed and sent to my lab for analysis.
Periodically we would get a jar that had turned black from biological activity. These tended to smell really foul.Once in a while we would get a jar that had turned into a sphere due to build up of internal pressure from decomposition gases. Those were handled like the biological weapons they were.
AnotherFineMess over 2 years ago
What was Cosmo doing when they rang the bell? Weighing himself?