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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 23, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: Bucky, do you ever wonder where we come from? Bucky: Pffff. Whatever, you're all here now, bugging me. Satchel: No, I mean everything. Where did it all come from? Bucky: To answer a question with a question: who cares? Satchel: Huh? Bucky: If a monkey spits on a pizza, will a belgian still eat it? Just as relevant a question. Satchel: But who needs to know that? Bucky: That's my point. They're all them rhetorical questions. Satchel: What's a rhetorical question? Bucky: Ask yourself this: how many roads must a man walk down before a tree in the woods falls on him? Satchel: Ok, so "rhetorical" means "five"? Bucky: Do bears in the vatican?
ellisaana Premium Member over 12 years ago
Great song â âThe Ants Are Blowing in the Windâ
Varnes over 12 years ago
No, Satchel, rhetorical doesnât mean fiveâŠ..It meansâŠwait for itâŠwait for itâŠ.42! Thank you, thank you Iâll be here all week. Donât try the vealâŠ.Seriously, back away from the vealâŠ.OK, donât say I didnât warn you, loserâŠ
Varnes over 12 years ago
If a Belgian spits on a pizza, will a monkey still eat it?
benbenson over 12 years ago
âŠso if a tree falls on you while singing a folk song what sound do you make?
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
Where I live, the âyouâre being irrelevantâ question is âWhat does bacon have to do with velocity?â
unnormal over 12 years ago
Hey, Dudes ⊠watchew been smokin . . . Darby? . . . or doobies?
Yer makin my gut hurt from laffin!
unnormal over 12 years ago
Frame Four. . . a prize-winner for sure!
falstaff2 over 12 years ago
If Bucky married Jane Fonda, would he be Cat Ballou? If he went to live at Tennessee Williamsâ home, would he be Cat on a Hot Tin Roof? If he married Satch, would they eat Meow Mix? If I wrote another âifâ, would I be being âiffyâ? The moral of the strip is âdonât eat pizza unless you spit on it yourself!
kathyabk over 12 years ago
ROTFL, this couldnât me any funnier!!!
Dave459 over 12 years ago
If a tree falls on a mime, does anyone care?
T_Lexi over 12 years ago
: D Darby âââââ
Islecliff1 over 12 years ago
I would have the same expression on my face as Sachel does in frame 4 if I got asked the same question.
Thehag over 12 years ago
All good questions and answers! Really great comments. SoâŠmetaphysical. Just love this.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Classic Bucky and Satch gbrings out the best in everyone. Great stuff, especially in the comments section. lol
semwc12 over 12 years ago
Comments are great â did everyone here drink the same Kool-Aid last night or something?
Kathe over 12 years ago
Iâm glad my cat doesnât speak EnglishâŠIâd go batty!No wonder Robâs hair is so messyâŠliving with Bucky and Satch certainly causes him to try to pull out his hair.
jenifer flower over 12 years ago
i am laughing too hard to comment (i just hope my cat doesnât read Bucky- my cat is hopeless enough- a Bucky-in-training i think!!!)
DM fan over 12 years ago
As if Satchel knows what rhetorical is.
alviebird over 12 years ago
I was trying to watch that movie on YouTube just last night, when I hit my data limit.
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
If the pizza is wrapped in bacon, if a tree falls on it â will it bounce? Will a Beligan dance for the bear if it means he gets bacon? Will the Bear chase the man down all five roads if it means he will get bacon wrapped salmon in the end? .Is Bacon the question to the answer of 42? Do the mathâŠ. I think it is.
K M over 12 years ago
The last panel reminds me of a âFrazzâ from earlier in the week (Monday, I think; or possibly Tuesday).
phfffft over 12 years ago
Are you Catholic? Does Rob know youâre a redneck?
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
If a bear speaks in the middle of the forest, and there is nobody around to hear him, is he still the Pope?
RothX over 9 years ago
There was a very similar strip to this before, except Satchel was trying to explain what a rhetorical question was to Bucky. So much for continuity.