The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 13, 2012

sounds like a party….

No, he already has enough heads…

Really? Anne didn’t seem to be the transvestite type…

Simply, Off with the Head

He liked to keep a good head on his shoulders.Or two.

Maybe he should pick up some king sheets.

Compressed air for sleeves.

Oh yeah, and Fix a Flat and a new Bic Chick pen.

Never ask him to help you lose a little weight.

Something like the one tale of Loki- the trickster Norse God. He bet his head and lost the bet to a dwarf but because the dwarf could only take his head not his neck- Loki was allowed to live.

How did Henry VIII say it with flowers?

“I’m Henry VIII I am, Henry VIII I am, I am”

He’s hard of hearing and is going to get “English Weather” cologne.

Prince Albert in a can?

“Dont be so rash”…. thought Hank, as he realized he had scratched “Head” from his list…. you can NEVER have too much…..-—————…and don’t forget the eggs …. (fur hard Boleyn)

Hey they made his sleeves blue!!Aren’t they suppose to be GREEN?

Dogsniff: At least they did in his younger daughter’s days. (Drake and the Armada)

Well, that’s one way to get a head.

He was bound and determined to get head from Anne Boleyn one way or another…

Wasn’t Hendrix wearin’ that outfit at Isle of Wight Festival?

How about: 10 turkeys, 20 hogs to roast, 50 oxen to roast leeks and plenty of ale and cheese.

O Henry!