Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 31, 2012
August 30, 2012
September 01, 2012
Transcript:
Dakota: Why does nobody seem all that impressed? Marigold: I tried to tell you. It is the SHIELD of BORINGNESS. Its magic makes us BOTH seem unremarkable. Dakota: I'm not unremarkable! I'm the BIRTHDAY GIRL! Marigold: If you wanted to be notices,, you should not have ridden in on a unicorn.
Paul of Eugene about 12 years ago
I’ll have to remember THAT the next time I want to be noticed . . . (sigh)
kaykeyser about 12 years ago
Yes next time try ridding in on a hot, bad motorcycle or dressed like a navy frog-man. Also I been wondering, how many of Marigold’s facts about unicorns apply to ALL unicorns and how many apply to just her?
Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago
Too bad she didn’t remember it the first time.
Masterius about 12 years ago
Called it (bridle) and called it (unremarkability). :)
Masterius about 12 years ago
How true. If you really want to be noticed, you have to fly in on a gryphon.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
It could well be that unicorns are all over the place, but thanks to the SHIELD OF BORINGNESS we just don’t notice them.
Dakota da'kid over 9 years ago
And thus, all trying has ruined Dakota’s birthday.