Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 31, 2012
August 30, 2012
September 01, 2012
Transcript:
Dakota: Why does nobody seem all that impressed? Marigold: I tried to tell you. It is the SHIELD of BORINGNESS. Its magic makes us BOTH seem unremarkable. Dakota: I'm not unremarkable! I'm the BIRTHDAY GIRL! Marigold: If you wanted to be notices,, you should not have ridden in on a unicorn.
Yes next time try ridding in on a hot, bad motorcycle or dressed like a navy frog-man. Also I been wondering, how many of Marigold’s facts about unicorns apply to ALL unicorns and how many apply to just her?