Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 10, 2012

Clark is secretly hoping she gets hit by a truck.

Natalie’s going to fall on her kiester any minute now.

I want some of those.

Hi Ho, Flexi-Flyer away!!

Natalie’s a member of the Ladies Extreme Wagonering Society. But due to their antics, the LEWS women do not have, what you would call, a sterling reputation.

Maybe the pills are some of Monty’s tic-tac placebos (placeboes?).

Here’s Natalie driving the L.E.W.S. Grand Prize Float in the Ballard St. Ol’ Home Days Parade last September…

The American way; Better living through Chemistry. Stanley never fully realized the joys of the molecular level. Wow, this gives nap time a completely new direction. Forget about polka dot madness, forget about Hobby Lobby, forget about the Garden Clubs quarterly Petunia Regatta, put the Chinese Checker board away, its dance time and Natalie is wearing her pearls.

I’m moving to Ballard Street, more interesting than my neighborhood

Nice wagon wheelie.

Shes on Protandim! The vitamin most everybody like these two should enjoy.

Hey! I think I gots some of them pills. Wanna share?

There are side (walk) effects.<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>Let’s not go there, shall we ? If I’d had a little of the stuff that Natalie’s taking, perhaps I wouldn’t have joined the Ballard Street Meet the Concrete Club !

Sign me up for what she got.

Next week, a woman appears on B/S, wearing a familiar outfit with doughnut motif, single string of pearls. So familiar, so déja vu! She struts, she boogaloos down the street. Heads turn, double takes are took. Could this be? So like her, and yet… Someone takes the plunge.“Hey…”She swings around.“Dude!”“Huh?”“’S’up?”“Uh, bu.. uh…”“Hey! Keep cool, fool, like a fish in a pool!”“That’s the golden rule! … Dig?”“”Uh … Natalie? Is that you?“She shakes her head.”I’m Natalies hip replacement!"

We’re not old, we’re well aged like fine wine.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yeah, as long as we don’t turn to vinegar !

There’s a dumb guy at work named Steve who always screws up. We call him “Stevie Blunder.”

Is this Natalie Attired?

For him or her?

Barring unseen difficulty with my insurance company, after 4.5+ years, I will be on the lung transplant waiting list at Loyola University Medical Center by the 23rd of this month.

Woohoo. Last hoop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

Y’all have a great weekend!

YEE HAH!

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Good What’s the Diff Saturday morning, Cleo phans!

National TV Dinner And Swap Ideas Day

or should we swap tv dinner ideas?

Y’all have a safe day. (((((HuGz!)))))

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.