Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 27, 2012
September 21, 2012
September 28, 2012
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Charley the Australopithecine Possibly the only comic strip featuring a precursor species of homo sapiens from 3.5 million years ago Man: Hey! Charley: Oh, excuse me. Man: You made me spill my drink on my shirt! Charley: Sorry. Man: "Sorry" doesn't cut it! SHOVE Charley: OOF! Charley: Aw, that DOES it, you hairless bulbhead! You want a piece'a THIS? YOU GOT IT! Charley: YOU SEE THESE CHOPPERS?! They're not just for attracting the babes! YOU MESS WITH THE AUSTRALOPITHECINE -- YOU GET THE CANINES! Charley: I'm gonna looove THIS! I'm gonna go all PLIOCENE on your butt! You're about to take a tour of Olduvai Gorge! Charley: I'm your WORST NIGHTMARE! I'm a PISSED, PRIMITIVE PROTO-HOMINID with LIMITED CRANIAL CAPACITY! And you're about to get a butt-whuppin'--Australopithecine-style!! Charley: What's it take to get someone to fall for a BLUFF in this epoch? Pedro's Bar
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Mostly Water Premium Member about 12 years ago
What’s it take to fall for a bluff during election season? Not much given the nonsense so many voters misconstrue as having anything to do with reality. May the inhabitants of the next epoch be wiser.
richardj about 12 years ago
Falling for a bluff is not the same as falling off of a bluff.
briannomi Premium Member about 12 years ago
Well, without a doubt Australopithecene man sure does TALK a good fight.
Hookbrah about 12 years ago
I prefer the bar fight when Charley took his cues from Curious George… (“Charley was very curious about what the f*** this guy’s problem was…”)
noni.mausa about 12 years ago
I have missed Charley lately. Thanks for this.