Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 27, 2012

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Charley the Australopithecine Possibly the only comic strip featuring a precursor species of homo sapiens from 3.5 million years ago Man: Hey! Charley: Oh, excuse me. Man: You made me spill my drink on my shirt! Charley: Sorry. Man: "Sorry" doesn't cut it! SHOVE Charley: OOF! Charley: Aw, that DOES it, you hairless bulbhead! You want a piece'a THIS? YOU GOT IT! Charley: YOU SEE THESE CHOPPERS?! They're not just for attracting the babes! YOU MESS WITH THE AUSTRALOPITHECINE -- YOU GET THE CANINES! Charley: I'm gonna looove THIS! I'm gonna go all PLIOCENE on your butt! You're about to take a tour of Olduvai Gorge! Charley: I'm your WORST NIGHTMARE! I'm a PISSED, PRIMITIVE PROTO-HOMINID with LIMITED CRANIAL CAPACITY! And you're about to get a butt-whuppin'--Australopithecine-style!! Charley: What's it take to get someone to fall for a BLUFF in this epoch? Pedro's Bar