The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 10, 2012

Transcript:

Boone: I hear you found on the internet that there are 35 Elderpark retirement homes, Professor... The Professor: Not only that, Boone...they're located from southern Texas to the far reaches of Canada! Boone: I'm glad this one is right here in the heart of America! The Professor: Actually...if you include Alaska and Hawaii, we're closer to the large intestine. Boone: I'll keep that in mind while I'm eating my lunch...