The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 16, 2013
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: Mort...I want to know what this Elderpark "philosophical" society is up to! Mort: Are those the residents who meet under the elm tree? Miss Overdunne: Exactly!! Mort: Well...sector four has a perimeter lawn gnome out there now. I'll swap it for a mobile-surveillance river gnome. They'll never notice. Miss Overdunne: Perfect! Boone: What's wrong, Dusty? Dusty: Somethin' mighty suspicious here. Yesterday that gnome was pushin' a wheelbarrow. Now he's holdin' a fish!
Twonky over 11 years ago
I get the impression that Mort is not the sharpest pencil in the box.
Hawthorne over 11 years ago
True. Mostly, though, he is contemptuous of the residents. Some would call it ‘ageism’. I’d just call it bad manners.