The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 30, 2014
January 29, 2014
January 31, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: "Sabrina's Sixty-Plus Escort Service..." May I help you? Man: Helllooo... I'm in bed with the flu. I'd like to hire a grandmotherly lady to feed me some homemade soup... Woman: I see. Would you like her to just bring it to you or would like her to prepare it there? Man: Oh!! I'd like it cooked here! Woman: Okay... but that'll be a 3-hour minimum charge and she'll need to get a flu shot! Man: It'd be great if she cooked Vegan! Woman: Sir... don't make it more difficult than it already is!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
…and could she make blueberry muffins too?
JP Steve Premium Member almost 11 years ago
And sing “Soft Kitty?”