The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 15, 2014

Transcript:

Professor: Troubles in the garden, Evelyn? Evelyn: Indeed! I'm tired of these slacker flowers! Professor: Slacker flowers? Evelyn: If I can't have beauty, I'll settle for a cash crop. Professor: Hmm... peas... carrots... and... oh, no... not these! Evelyn: What's wrong with those? Professor: Evelyn... have you ever had to personally deal with a group of 35-pound zucchinis before? Evelyn: Well... not personally?