The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 10, 2014

Transcript:

Voice from television: Greetings! Meg Brittle here. Today on "Browbeat" we look at a growing social problem... senior gangs! Investigative reporter Wolf Hardley is coming to us live! Man: Thanks, Meg. I'm here at the Elderpark Retirement Home, talking to a member of the notorious B-Wing Bluehairs! Why would a respectable woman of your age join a gang? Woman: Well... I kind of fell into it, out of necessity! What with my relatives scattered all over, the gang became like my family. We look out for each other! Woman: Nice store, too bad there are no senior discounts! Might want to change that! Man: Are the Bluehairs the only gang here? Woman: Heavens no! Here coems two "Silver Foxes"! Woman: Hey, stranger! You might want somebody to watch your satellite truck while you're inside! Woman: Yeah.