The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 16, 2016
Transcript:
Clerk: Can I help you, sir? Professor: Well, I notice you don't have the 48-inch model of this set... Clerk: We only carry the 72-and-120-inch... Professor: But the 48-inch is the best buy, according to Consumer Reports... Voice: Code red! Get him lost in the "classic movie maze"! Professor: If you'll follow me, I can show you what you're looking for... Professor: Oh, you have more in the back? Clerk: Um... yes... and there's a farm... where you can run and compare prices all you want!
theincrediblebulk almost 9 years ago
ah finally some decent customer service.
fixer1967 almost 9 years ago
And he was never seen or heard from again.