The poor guy in the original is going off to war thinking that the woman he’s spent so much time with has no feeling for him. What’s he got to come back to?
A lady frined of mine and I used to play a game of one-upsmanship on this theme like:Women, can’t live with them, but they are usually too quick to take out with a bow and arrow.Men, can’t live with them, but digging a hole to bury them in will often cause you to break a nail.
Actually you can afford to “rent” the company of some very nice women. Much cheaper than marriage, etc. It’s business, whether it’s marriage or otherwise, so get used to it. See the graphic novel “Paying For It” by Chester Brown.
“Women – can’t live with ‘em, can’t shoot ’em” — Stephen Wright“Women – can’t live with ‘em, can’t get them to dress up in skimpy little Nazi outfits.” — Emo Phillips
Why are Hurricanes named for Women? Because when they first show up they’re Wet, Wild and kinda Exciting….And when they Leave you’re Soaked, Confused and half your stuff is Missing!
Perhaps he could talk with a counsellor and listen to whatever advice is offered. Women aren’t that difficult to understand if the male takes the time to listen to her and to change his ways if necessary. Oftentimes, the woman will realize she is expecting far to much of her male partner and change what really annoys him.
DoctorLarryO almost 12 years ago
The original art is at http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2012/09/16/rent-to-own-romance/ Cut, paste and enjoy!
margueritem almost 12 years ago
You are in a pickle there, son.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
Lease one, then.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
You do get deductions for ownership. It’s just you better be prepared to be the owned.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
and you need shots for the rentals.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
And other ’cover" costs.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
You can live in the general area of them though.
Steve Bartholomew almost 12 years ago
How about a lease plan?
pcolli almost 12 years ago
The poor guy in the original is going off to war thinking that the woman he’s spent so much time with has no feeling for him. What’s he got to come back to?
pcolli almost 12 years ago
In today’s version the moral is that you don’t have to do either.
McSpook almost 12 years ago
A lady frined of mine and I used to play a game of one-upsmanship on this theme like:Women, can’t live with them, but they are usually too quick to take out with a bow and arrow.Men, can’t live with them, but digging a hole to bury them in will often cause you to break a nail.
Retired Dude almost 12 years ago
Should be:
Women! Can’t live with ‘em. Can’t live with ’em.
chutkt6 almost 12 years ago
Actually you can afford to “rent” the company of some very nice women. Much cheaper than marriage, etc. It’s business, whether it’s marriage or otherwise, so get used to it. See the graphic novel “Paying For It” by Chester Brown.
runar almost 12 years ago
“Women – can’t live with ‘em, can’t shoot ’em” — Stephen Wright“Women – can’t live with ‘em, can’t get them to dress up in skimpy little Nazi outfits.” — Emo Phillips
Veridian almost 12 years ago
Why are Hurricanes named for Women? Because when they first show up they’re Wet, Wild and kinda Exciting….And when they Leave you’re Soaked, Confused and half your stuff is Missing!
kfccanada over 11 years ago
Perhaps he could talk with a counsellor and listen to whatever advice is offered. Women aren’t that difficult to understand if the male takes the time to listen to her and to change his ways if necessary. Oftentimes, the woman will realize she is expecting far to much of her male partner and change what really annoys him.