Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for October 19, 2012
October 18, 2012
October 22, 2012
Transcript:
Television: It's the ship that made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs!
Alien: Hahaha!
Chicken: I guess Star Wars must sound silly to you aliens.
Aliens: Yes! The kessel run takes at least 50 parsecs!
Just to put the SW geek spin on this, it was retro explained in a SW book. The shorter the distance of the run, the closer the ship got to the dangerous black holes in the Kessel system.
As a long-time reader of science fiction I’m not really used to taking science fiction movies very seriously so, when I first saw Star Wars, I blew it off as a lame space opera. Once I realized that R2D2 was the real protagonist and Han Solo was only a background character this sort of analysis started to become interesting. I mean, any tech-savvy ten year old knows that a parsec is a measure of distance so why would an (allegedly) sophisticated writer come up with a line like that? OK, I’ll buy the black hole explanation but that still leaves a grammatical error doesn’t it? I mean shouldn’t it be “at 12 parsecs” or “within 12 parsecs” rather than “in 12 parsecs”?
Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago
And I can eat a pizza in 4 meters!…For way too much thought about this, seehttp://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Parsec .
pcolli about 12 years ago
It was much closer in those days.
rocketscientist about 12 years ago
Just to put the SW geek spin on this, it was retro explained in a SW book. The shorter the distance of the run, the closer the ship got to the dangerous black holes in the Kessel system.
androgenoide about 12 years ago
As a long-time reader of science fiction I’m not really used to taking science fiction movies very seriously so, when I first saw Star Wars, I blew it off as a lame space opera. Once I realized that R2D2 was the real protagonist and Han Solo was only a background character this sort of analysis started to become interesting. I mean, any tech-savvy ten year old knows that a parsec is a measure of distance so why would an (allegedly) sophisticated writer come up with a line like that? OK, I’ll buy the black hole explanation but that still leaves a grammatical error doesn’t it? I mean shouldn’t it be “at 12 parsecs” or “within 12 parsecs” rather than “in 12 parsecs”?
ProfessorKid about 12 years ago
Actually the original intent of the line was to show that Han was blowing smoke and didn’t know what he was talking about.
RetFor about 12 years ago
space and time are inseparable, so a measure of distance is also a measure of time.
Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago
For those of you straining your brains, here’s the link to the Wookieepedia page on the topic.
ryku7 about 12 years ago
@simpsonfan2 well it was more logical then starwars