The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 21, 2012

Would that it were so easy…

Would be nice given my rare bouts with insomnia… then again that’s when I come up with some of my good ideas, insomnia is my muse… does anyone know where you can go to trade in your muse?

Well, that was simple. ( And MMMM type insomnia would have been even more ƩƩƩƩs-y.)

Zo way!er, sorry – No way!

Patient: Doctor, I can’t sleep. I wake up every night hearing “The Green Green Grass of Home.” I no sooner get back to sleep and “What’s New Pussycat” is ringing in my ears.

Dr: What you have is “Tom Jones Syndrome.”

Patient: "Tom Jones Syndrome? I’ve never heard of it. Is it rare?

Dr: It’s Not Unusual."

Let’s hope he doesn’t have apzea

His next case is more difficult though, it’s a comic strip character with dyslexia and Tourettes that keeps saying &#@%! instead of @&%#!

So what do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dsylexic, and an insomniac?Someone who lies awake at night contemplating the existence of dog….

Does this doctor make house calls?

Now about your bill…

That’s what my doctor always gives me, the Bill.

Doc, you’re a genius! :)

Do you really want to trade insomnia for narcolepsy?

I don’t trust any doctor that doesn’t wear a stethoscope.

Already done in “Cross-Time Cafe.”

Patient: “Doctor, I snore so loud at night, I wake myself up.”Doctor: “Then try sleeping in another room.”

=)