Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2012

So, shoot; don’t ask questions!!!

greedo didn’t shoot first and you see what happened to him

shot first then make him apologize… worked for Chaney

If you shoot well enough, their is no need for questions!

i think guard duck follows rush…

Shoot first, then shoot again, then shoot some more. Survivors will be shot.

My kind of guard duck.

Guard Duck’s philosophy has the attraction that it works, as long as you don’t run out of ammunition. He’s a practical duck, a survivor. Can’t say the same for the big-haired boss with the mysterious fading [in panel 3] tie….

You should shoot first and ask questions later.Are you dead yet?

As in Viet Nam we kill ’em all and let God sort ’em out.

You know that whole shoot firt ask question’s later thing never made much sense to me since the majority of the shoot first group seem to shoot until those they might ask questions of are not only dead but hamburg. Guard Duck has it right, his victims are pretty much ya need tweezers to find enough of them to fill a matchbox once he gets done so why bother asking questions later.

Maybe GD could demonstrate good etiquette by saying “Sorry” after he shot someone…or saying “Eat lead, please” before firing. Just suggestions.

This may be my favorite Guard Duck strip ever! I think I might have a new motto :)

Guard Duck and I think alike.

When you use the heavy weaponry GD uses, there is nothing left to ask questions of.

I would love to listen to Guard Duck’s show.

But I wouldn’t like to be a caller!

xxx

Guard Duck shoots first, last, and in between.

Fire, Ready, Aim, Fire. Repeat. Oh…and hit the ground ASAP. People standing up will be targets.

GD should be DT. Domestic Terrorist.

Listen to what John Wayne once said about this on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In:·WAV file

“pearls before swine?” gems from ducks! the most popular sign around: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

He shoots, he scores!!

I <3 Guard Duck.