Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 09, 2012

I guess Humpty must be a fertilised egg, if he has any blood.

Eww… I think I just yucked myself out…. ick….small side of brain bleach with MY breakfast.

Did he suck the fruit filling out of DoughBoy?Oh, wait…move over, Susan, I’ll be joining you for that brain bleach…ugh.

^^Thanks guys looks like I’ll be having black coffee for breakfast now ;)

Aw, go suck an egg!

The yokes on him, Humpty has no blood. Be careful not to crack up. Alas we must buck up solider, send that dough boy home.

Every night, the dough boy will rise again.

He’s just doing it for the dough, so don’t egg him on.

A week later, Dracula was dead of salmonella poisoning. It was never determined if it was the egg or the raw dough.

It ain’t over easy.

this is what the count would have for breakfast:Blood Sausage

Where I live, blood sausage is black, with onions or rice. Not fond of it, but it’s there.

Dracula left Humpty Dumpty pale from loss of blood?

But what’s in the cup? Red tea? Juice from a blood orange?

It doesn’t happen very often, but I totally do not understand this? What does this mean???

This is why I don’t get it. Eggs don’t have blood. The doughboy does not have blood either.That can’t be it. What is it?

DreamScourgeNo. I don’t think that’s it at all. There are times I as a cartoonist have done something that while I was doing it seem to make some kind of sense, but then, after it gets on the paper I realize it did not translate. I think this may be one of those times.