Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 21, 2015
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Completely unacceptable. I don't know how any son of mine could... Oh, ok, I see you also failed the DNA test. Report Card Nursery Maternity Ward Bob had never felt so happy. Then again, he was staring at the wrong kid, so it may have just been the placebo effect.
I read once that hospitals stopped doing routine DNA testing on babies when they discovered that about 10% of them were not the children of the alleged father.