Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 26, 2020

“Pirated” from one profession to another.

But I STILL have troubles swashing my buckles.

Well, he can’t afford to lose anything else!!!

It’s not just the swash that’s starting to buckle.

MUCH safer! You could get killed on one of those things!

I looked up “swash” but how do you buckle it

I tried squashing my buckles, and even squashing a buckler (a small shield). But it all came together when I swashed them instead.

Remember… when the seagull plops in your eye, clean it off with your left hand!

It kind of goes without saying, but you do have to work with what you’ve got.

Did he tell you his nickname is “Lefty”?

Auuuuuurgh! But your missing something….hmmmmmm! Wait! I know! A talking parrot!

Did you decide to take up juggling chainsaws as a hobby?

Remove the belt from the blade deck before starting the engine and the race.

After looking at which hand and leg he lost, and listening to his story, I’d say he wasn’t right in the head either.

Brought him down a peg.

I quit pirating to open a chain of coffee houses called “Swashbuck’s”.