April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
“Petal” to the metal.
An interesting definition of “success”.
The “florist” said sarcastically.
This is one of those things you only get ONE chance to do!
I guess she broke up with him. His arm seems to be all broken up about it.
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She would have killed the flowers anyway. This just saves her the trouble. And she doesn’t have to blame herself. It’s a win-win.
What a concept! I could’ve used that for the relative whose attendance is not welcome.
Been there, done that
https://www.bitchbouquet.com/
One of my favorite Rolling Stones songs.
She noticed.
Can’t fix stupid
Not a growth industry.
A glutton for punishment? Come back to order again?
Ah, sarcasity…
I have always wondered why they just don’t have a big sign, “Kill flowers for someone you love.” We should do like Jack Benny in one of his skits. He would give a woman a package of seeds.
Yeah, she wants some for my grave.
“And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave”
looks like he also gave her a box of chocolates after he’d eaten the best ones first…
Looks like she planted one on him.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE about 3 years ago
“Petal” to the metal.
Farside99 about 3 years ago
An interesting definition of “success”.
rekam Premium Member about 3 years ago
The “florist” said sarcastically.
whahoppened about 3 years ago
This is one of those things you only get ONE chance to do!
Imagine about 3 years ago
I guess she broke up with him. His arm seems to be all broken up about it.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Customer satisfaction guaranteed.
Doug K about 3 years ago
She would have killed the flowers anyway. This just saves her the trouble. And she doesn’t have to blame herself. It’s a win-win.
Dobber Premium Member about 3 years ago
What a concept! I could’ve used that for the relative whose attendance is not welcome.
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Been there, done that
https://www.bitchbouquet.com/
distortion about 3 years ago
One of my favorite Rolling Stones songs.
PoodleGroomer about 3 years ago
She noticed.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Can’t fix stupid
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Not a growth industry.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
A glutton for punishment? Come back to order again?
paranormal about 3 years ago
Ah, sarcasity…
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
I have always wondered why they just don’t have a big sign, “Kill flowers for someone you love.” We should do like Jack Benny in one of his skits. He would give a woman a package of seeds.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Yeah, she wants some for my grave.
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
“And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave”
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
looks like he also gave her a box of chocolates after he’d eaten the best ones first…
P51Strega about 3 years ago
Looks like she planted one on him.