Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 11, 2022

Small panel: Magical "Myth"tery Tour. Large panel: Portion “contortion”.

Why the heck is “Santa” dressed like that??

Only a few seconds? Will he be timed? What if he goes overtime?

What about thirds? Or fourths?

Reminds me of the clock that went back 4 seconds.

Florida Santa.

Mommy, I don’t want to sit on his lap…he’s all sweaty and stuff….ew

Will 10 seconds get me a second serving of Tater tots?

Nobody “believes in” climate change; we accept the scientific evidence. “Belief” is for made-up stuff, like house-breaking elves from the North Pole and gods and the like.

Panel 1: Santa should have phoned it in. Panel 2: “Seconds” on the lips, forever on the hips.

The guy at the table might of had enough….he’s looking a slight green there.

Food for thought. :)

My late stepfather was the master of piling his plate so high he didn’t have to go back for seconds.