Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 08, 2023

Whichever you de"scythe", we’ll support you.

One of those looks second-hand.

A bad scythn

The antique models are the most expensive.

Don’t Fear the Reaper BOC 1976……

Take the old guy with the scythe. Best option there.

He’ll give them such a whack!

I call it a sling bllade.

Gramps had to hang it up in favor of a more modern version.

“Some people call it a sling blade, I call it it a kyser blade, hm hm…” Carl

Does he come with a written guarantee?

I’ll take the old man with the scythe.

I’m so old I remember when string trimmers were considered a gimmick.

My grandfather could do a good job on our lawn with one. We had a tennis court, that required the kid pushing a reel mower

Might be cheaper off the wall, but the maintenance is ridiculous…

And there is always the old standby…..

Well, there is always the “green” option…

Father Time’s Uncle, Chester.

You’re gonna an extended warranty with that one.

That customer’s doing a little scytheseeing.

3 of those models run on gas, the other runs with gas.

He works cheap…

Vintage? Retro? Repurposed? Experienced?

Well, you know he’s “gas” powered.