Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 14, 2023

It is just a “pee” bit awkward.

Despite the seeds, I always thought that the seeded ones tasted better.

Maybe it’s just me, but the seedless variety seem to be drier than the seeded!!

So that’s why the spitting contest was cancelled!

Johnny Appleseed’s little-known cousin, Ralph Watermellonseed.

Ptooie………..

Lots of fun. They taste good. They are also exorbitantly priced in my area this year.

I prefer my melons big and firm with no hair.

Seedless don’t taste as good as those with seeds…

I asked you a question – spit it out!

He needs to be able to practice his spitting, he’s a ballplayer.

Seedless watermelons are pulpy, flavorless and even colorless. Nevertheless, many people buy them and so the rest of us have to put up with summer partially ruined by no good watermelon. Thanks, folks.