Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 01, 2021
November 30, 2021
December 02, 2021
Transcript:
"If Jesus ever comes back, will people be too cynical to believe?" "They'll be like, 'Jesus? Yeah, right. Turn water into wine,' and Jesus would be like, 'That's OK, I'd rather not,' then they'd be like, 'Hey, Bobby, get a load of this guy. Thinks he's Jesus. Hey, walk on water!'" "'Look, I'm not some performing monkey!! I'm Jesus, for my sake! I came back to preach peace and hope for mankind, but you know what? Forget it!!'" "RAPTURE!!" "I can see it going down like that."
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He can’t walk on water any more, not with those holes in his feet. Duh!
Strod almost 3 years ago
The biggest irony is that it would be the most vociferous self-labeled “Christians” who would accuse him of being a communist who hates ’Merka.
winston5610 almost 3 years ago
What did Douglas Adams say about things becoming increasingly Messianic?