Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 23, 2022

Kevin, you’re dumb.

Sometimes if I go without a haircut for a couple of months and I let my facial hair go as well, I could pass for a fat, blonde Bob Ross.

I grew my afro pretty big, and never got suffocated.

“If it believes, it leads.” Or, something.

I’m gonna keep my fro to a medium length.

I had an afro in the 60s—had to get a permanent first, though—my hair’s red and straight as a string. . .

That’s a bit reassuring, actually.

There’s only so far I can grow my Jewfro before it starts to collapse of its own weight. When it won’t stay up, I know it’s time to get trimmed. (No one’s making Viagra for your hair.)

I miss the Golden Age of the Afro in the sports world. Well, not the Football continent, because the helmets wrecked ’em, but besbol and basketball – wow!

Give me heads with hair, long, beautiful hair!

Hairiest person I ever saw was a ’Nam vet who went natty the day he got out of the army. Thick Dreads to his knees and natty beard to his waist all white/yellow/gray… he is a white guy!

If I had a big ole Afro, I’d keep stuff in it.

Pippi would be proud.

My parents said if you were in school sitting behind a kid with an afro, you couldn’t see the blackboard.