Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for February 07, 2025

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever.

-George Orwell, “1984”

Everyone looks used to the Kevin crazy hour show it seems.

At least at the school I went to, they had cops with guns hanging around.

Kevin: “And if I say it should be pizza and cobbler day every day, who are you to stop us?”

Er, the fact you would have to buy and bake the materials?

It’s always embarrassing when white children channel their inner Huey Freeman.

You have nothing to lose but your exam results.

That boy ain’t right.

If you spend your life looking for conflict, you will always find it

Kevin, you are completely out of control!

Following in the august footprints of Mario Savio.

Oh boy.

I’d say he needs to switch to decaf. Maybe switch from chocolate milk to skim.

Chillax, dude, you’re not being oppressed, you’re being blessed with the gift of knowledge. Also, they’re feeding you lunch atm, so…

But you are only half as tall, Kevin