Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for February 08, 2023

Looks like where the snow plow pushed the snow that was in the street

Never turn your back towards the body of water, whether liquid or solid.

Wasn’t he supposed to stand in front of the snowplow?

Sounds like this is going to be one of those “storms” where you only get three inches of snow and then the sun comes out and everything starts melting.

Yes, they actually do this kind of stuff. One reporter pretended to be outside in a massive hurricane force wind, barely hanging on, making a weather report about how bad things were at the beach..And then you see some guy casually strolling by in the background…

The snow is always deeper where the plow has been.

My favorite is how they tell you it’s too dangerous to go outside- from some remote outside location!

Hey, it’s Mike Bettes from The Weather Channel!

This is probably in Dallas

Goes to show ya, depends on where you measure. Where it actually falls, drifts, etc.

For street flooding they show a beer can floating in the gutter. It’s always the same one.

Yeah, yeah, could see this coming a mile away. They’ll get barely any snow which will lead to some witty (ahem) wordplay from Ed in the next couple of days.

Well of course that area’s gonna be deeper! That’s what was left behind by the snowplow!