Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 21, 2010
Transcript:
Alice: We brought you some groceries, Grandma. Can we do anything for you? Grandma: Help me open my new jar of mayonnaise. One side! Gangway! Beep beep beep! I'm comin' through! This should be enough for making a month's supply of deviled eggs, if I use it sparingly. Alice: Mom, can I have the jar when it's empty for a playhouse? Mom: No.
Reminds me of a dumb joke I heard once. It seems that the Titanic had included in her cargo a large amount of mayonnaise that was destined for Mexico. Because of that, the destruction of that ship was strongly lamented by the Mexican people. After all, even today they all remember the “sink-o de Mayo”.