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Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 21, 2010
Transcript:
Alice: We brought you some groceries, Grandma. Can we do anything for you? Grandma: Help me open my new jar of mayonnaise. One side! Gangway! Beep beep beep! I'm comin' through! This should be enough for making a month's supply of deviled eggs, if I use it sparingly. Alice: Mom, can I have the jar when it's empty for a playhouse? Mom: No.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Love ya, grandma!
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Those wheels of Alicesâ never stop turning.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Just a monthâs supply?
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Grandma shops at Cosco!!
rayannina over 14 years ago
But it would make such a cool playhouse!
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Grannyâs Grand Economy Sized Mayonnaise! If you puncture some holes in its lid, Alice, Mom might let you keep a collection of fireflies in itâor other thingsâŚ.
âQuick catch-up in the blogâŚ.
cdward over 14 years ago
Maybe itâd be cool, but you know what they say about living in glass houses.
(or is it plastic?)
lewisbower over 14 years ago
CDWARD People who live in stone houses shouldnât throw glasses. Am I picking on you today CDWARD?
vibgyor over 14 years ago
My, that is enough Mayonnaise to sink a ship and aptly labelled âTitanicâ on the jar.
Plods with ...⢠over 14 years ago
On special at Costco
twj0729 over 14 years ago
Grandmas still got it if she can lift that mayonnaise jar!
Aryalover over 14 years ago
Hey eoruwr (jorrer), my satisfaction would be if you spammers would just go away. FLAGGED!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Deviled eggs require so much effort for tossing. Raw ones are much more effective and cost efficient. Thatâs all I toss.
Destiny23 over 14 years ago
I canât imagine why Titanic Brand never caught onâŚ
(You could use the empty jar as a life boat!)
dante.deangelo over 14 years ago
Now thatâs a jar of mayo
vcover over 14 years ago
I saw this mayo at Costco tooâŚbut it came in a 3-pak!
starlilies over 14 years ago
She must have a special refrigerator just for the mayoâŚ
captainedd over 14 years ago
No, a jar that large already comes insulatedâŚ
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
What I want to know is how many eggs will she need to go with all that mayo? Does she raise chickens?
farren over 14 years ago
She should invite me over as a guest. I could go through that many deviled eggs in a lot less than a month, I bet.
crisytina over 14 years ago
I could never keep a jar that big mayo is my sonâs kriptonite he hate the stuff wonât go near anything made with it or anything its touched.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 14 years ago
I see they made a trip to Costco
cutiepie29 over 14 years ago
Reminds me of a dumb joke I heard once. It seems that the Titanic had included in her cargo a large amount of mayonnaise that was destined for Mexico. Because of that, the destruction of that ship was strongly lamented by the Mexican people. After all, even today they all remember the âsink-o de Mayoâ.