Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 21, 2010
Transcript:
Alice: We brought you some groceries, Grandma. Can we do anything for you? Grandma: Help me open my new jar of mayonnaise. One side! Gangway! Beep beep beep! I'm comin' through! This should be enough for making a month's supply of deviled eggs, if I use it sparingly. Alice: Mom, can I have the jar when it's empty for a playhouse? Mom: No.
margueritem about 14 years ago
Love ya, grandma!
leakysqueaky712 about 14 years ago
Those wheels of Alices’ never stop turning.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Just a month’s supply?
JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago
Grandma shops at Cosco!!
rayannina about 14 years ago
But it would make such a cool playhouse!
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Granny’s Grand Economy Sized Mayonnaise! If you puncture some holes in its lid, Alice, Mom might let you keep a collection of fireflies in it–or other things….
–Quick catch-up in the blog….
cdward about 14 years ago
Maybe it’d be cool, but you know what they say about living in glass houses.
(or is it plastic?)
lewisbower about 14 years ago
CDWARD People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses. Am I picking on you today CDWARD?
vibgyor about 14 years ago
My, that is enough Mayonnaise to sink a ship and aptly labelled ‘Titanic’ on the jar.
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
On special at Costco
twj0729 about 14 years ago
Grandmas still got it if she can lift that mayonnaise jar!
Aryalover about 14 years ago
Hey eoruwr (jorrer), my satisfaction would be if you spammers would just go away. FLAGGED!
cleokaya about 14 years ago
Deviled eggs require so much effort for tossing. Raw ones are much more effective and cost efficient. That’s all I toss.
Destiny23 about 14 years ago
I can’t imagine why Titanic Brand never caught on…
(You could use the empty jar as a life boat!)
dante.deangelo about 14 years ago
Now that’s a jar of mayo
vcover about 14 years ago
I saw this mayo at Costco too…but it came in a 3-pak!
starlilies about 14 years ago
She must have a special refrigerator just for the mayo…
captainedd about 14 years ago
No, a jar that large already comes insulated…
Smiley Rmom about 14 years ago
What I want to know is how many eggs will she need to go with all that mayo? Does she raise chickens?
farren about 14 years ago
She should invite me over as a guest. I could go through that many deviled eggs in a lot less than a month, I bet.
crisytina about 14 years ago
I could never keep a jar that big mayo is my son’s kriptonite he hate the stuff won’t go near anything made with it or anything its touched.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 14 years ago
I see they made a trip to Costco
cutiepie29 about 14 years ago
Reminds me of a dumb joke I heard once. It seems that the Titanic had included in her cargo a large amount of mayonnaise that was destined for Mexico. Because of that, the destruction of that ship was strongly lamented by the Mexican people. After all, even today they all remember the “sink-o de Mayo”.