Mom: Why are there Baby Animal stickers all over the food in the refrigerator? Alice: Because! They're helpful! They show what the food is made out of! Mom: Mayonnaise isn't made out of baby gophers. Alice: Sure tastes like it.
………. and on chips! sorry that should read “french fries” for those of you across the water!
………. and on chips! sorry that should read “french fries” for those of you across the water!