Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 27, 2013
Transcript:
Miss Bliss: Today we're going to try an exciting new art form! Beni: Miss Bliss, my sister wears a uniform to school. Can we wear uniforms, too? Miss Bliss: No. It's called origami! Please take a sheet of paper. Alice: If we get uniforms, will they come with hats, too? Miss Bliss: No. Now fold along with me as we make an origami duck! Alice: If we get uniforms and hats, would we be issued weapons, too? Miss Bliss: No. Fold this here, this over here- Miss Bliss: And, voila! A duck! Beni: This cootie-catcher is lethal at a distance of 20 feet! Kevin: Every time she tries something new, this happens. Beni: And I got a paper cut.
Poor Miss Bliss. I bet she had delusions of teaching sweet, innocent young things before she opened the academy….