Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 14, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: What is that? Dad: Belgian llama cheese. I bought it at the Allfoods Market. Mom: Oh, that place. They're always so serious there. Dad: Yeah, it cost 12 bucks. Smell it. Mom: YEEGHK! Dad: I was hoping it'd be good. Phooey. Mom: You've got cheese buyers remorse? Dad: I do. It's sad. Alice: Oh boy! A fuzzikin interactive pet like on TV! Im going to name her Elspeth! Thanks, dad! Mom: Its going to smell up her room. Dad: But its not a total loss!
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Belgian llama cheese sounds as just strange as Venezuelan beaver cheese.
lmonteros over 11 years ago
A fitting end to Dad’s foodie foray.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Peter is quite right. It’s not a total loss. —Not until the mutated cheese/mold abducts Alice to its alien spaceship, at any rate….
sizer99 over 11 years ago
It’s a trick, Dad. Allfoods claims it’s Organic Belgian Llama Cheese, but it’s really just made by ADM from pig snot and chicken toe jelly.
Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago
If you were a cheese connoisseur, you would know that the stinkiest cheeses are often quite tasty.
farren over 11 years ago
He didn’t buy a pallet, just one cheese.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
I love Limburger,but the girls don’t love me?
pumaman over 11 years ago
Ah, how about cheddar?We don’t have much call for that around here.What? It’s the single most popular cheese in the world.Not around here it isn’t.
lecrenb over 11 years ago
And coming soon… Fuzzikin steaks on crackers…
mike scott over 11 years ago
now that was funny.
McSpook over 11 years ago
“Gouda?’“No, sir.”“Winsleader?”“Yes, sir.”“Well, I’ll have some of that then.”Oh, I’m sorry sir, I thought you were addressing me. That’s my name, Mr. Winsleader."“Gruere?”“No, sir.”“Camembert?”
nerual53 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Nothing finer than Cabot, Seriously Sharp, Cheddar Cheese. Owned by farm families in New England and New York. And no artificial yellow color. No such thing as yellow cheese, only yellow snow!
rkozakand over 11 years ago
I love sharp cheeses, i wonder why this one keeps growing and shrinkingbtw, they don’t grow Llamas in Belgium
Keith Messamer over 11 years ago
I’d hate to find out what the cheap Belgian llama cheese smells like.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Can’t…stop…laughing!!!