And seaweed that wraps itself around your feet as you wade in the water so you don’t know what it is and it might be some kind of sea critter that wants to bite or sting or pull you under and drown you or grab you with its tentacles and pull you out to sea and eat you and you will never be seen again. That’s why I haven’t gone in the water since I was four years old.
What’s at the beach? Sea-glass, sea-shells, sea-birds, drift wood, inflatable toys, sand as fine as flour, families frying chicken and fish, and the sound of lovely sea-breezes through the trees:)
margueritem over 11 years ago
He forgot mosquitos…
Bargrove over 11 years ago
And sand fleas
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Don’t go, Petey! Stay safe in your un-itchy bedroom! Alice will have enough fun for both of you!
cdward over 11 years ago
Just got back from the beach. Petey forgot about sharks.
edclectic over 11 years ago
And girls in bikinis playing volleyball!
LHPuttgrass over 11 years ago
Horseflies. Don’t forget the horseflies.
Heavylift over 11 years ago
Don’t forget sand fleas either!!
Stellagal over 11 years ago
Around here, the beach is usually closed due to high e coli count.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Petey sounds so thrilled.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
He forgot poison ivy, too.
OldTimer62 over 11 years ago
And jellyfish.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
And no-see-‘ums will get you good! Oh, yes, and Red Tide aroma, when it’s in bloom.
Flossie Mud Duck over 11 years ago
To all you “Petey’s” I say who cares – it’s the BEACH!!!
Retired Dude over 11 years ago
And seaweed that wraps itself around your feet as you wade in the water so you don’t know what it is and it might be some kind of sea critter that wants to bite or sting or pull you under and drown you or grab you with its tentacles and pull you out to sea and eat you and you will never be seen again. That’s why I haven’t gone in the water since I was four years old.
gforgina over 11 years ago
What’s at the beach? Sea-glass, sea-shells, sea-birds, drift wood, inflatable toys, sand as fine as flour, families frying chicken and fish, and the sound of lovely sea-breezes through the trees:)
HeatherLouWho over 11 years ago
My feeling exactly, Petey!
McSpook over 11 years ago
Don’t forget the girls in bikinis playing volleyball; right, edclectic?
einarbt over 11 years ago
The beach sounds like a good idea but then you get there.