Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 18, 2014
May 17, 2014
May 19, 2014
Transcript:
Mom: Petey, you should invite your little friend Ernesto over for a playdate! Petey: MOM. I don't think so. Mom: I've heard a story about a little boy who rolled his eyes so far back in his head they stuck like that. Mom: He spent the rest of his life staring at his brains. Mom: And I'll bet he felt pretty silly. Beni: I never heard of him. You'd think he'd be more famous. Alice: Well, it's not working. Dill: Try crossing your eyes first, just to loosen 'em up.
I was making faces as a kid, and my Mom said do that too many times and it will get stuck that way forever…and she was right, man I am ugly.