Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 28, 2015
Transcript:
Alice: Are you a werewolf yet? Petey: No. The full moon is tomorrow. And anyway, Mom says it'll be past my bedtime. Alice: Instead of a wolf, could you be a mole rat? They're the grossest things you ever saw and your teeth are about right for a mole rat. Or you could be a sea cucumber! They can extrude their own stomachs when provoked! Alice: Whatever. Just hurry, okay? Petey: Go away or I'll start chewing up your toys right now.
I wonder if toys count for picky eaters.