Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 11, 2015
September 10, 2015
September 12, 2015
Transcript:
Marcus: I told Miss Bliss about the puppets losing their heads. She said, " When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Alice: Not me! I'd throw those lemons back in Life's face and say, "Do I look like I eat fruit? Give me something artificially flavored!" PHOOEY! Marcus: My mind just went completely blank. Dill: Welcome to my world!
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”