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Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 11, 2015
September 10, 2015
September 12, 2015
Transcript:
Marcus: I told Miss Bliss about the puppets losing their heads. She said, " When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Alice: Not me! I'd throw those lemons back in Life's face and say, "Do I look like I eat fruit? Give me something artificially flavored!" PHOOEY! Marcus: My mind just went completely blank. Dill: Welcome to my world!
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Oh Richard, you did a wonderful job with our girl, miss you.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Oh, Dill! Getting there is half the fun.Alice is becoming distinctly curmudgeonly….
Not Me over 9 years ago
Definitely a peak moment in this strip
Perkycat over 9 years ago
You go, Alice! That’s the spirit that changes the world.
Constantinepaleologos over 9 years ago
Or as Calvin said, “When life gives you lemons, wing ’em right back and add some lemons of your own."
Mark Hanson over 9 years ago
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
pumaman over 9 years ago
Usually you have to chant a mantra to get your mind to go blank.
J Quest over 9 years ago
Life has a face! Who knew?
Malcolm Hall over 9 years ago
Do I look like I eat fruit? Words to live by.
MS72 over 9 years ago
Growing up in the KoolAde generation numbs my senses to all this “natural” stuff.
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 9 years ago
Dill loves Alice!
mabrndt Premium Member over 9 years ago
This marks the 3rd anniversary of the strip; but, Richard didn’t post a blog entry for it alone.
Marathon Zack over 9 years ago
reynard61 over 9 years ago
Alice Otterloop: Standing athwart childhood saying “STOP!”